Your friendly family assistant

Bertie

Hello there. Who’s dropping in today?

Bertie

Ready to help

Try “Remind me to ring the dentist tomorrow at 10am.”

Bertie’s archive

Spent reminders

Repeating reminder

Delete reminder?

Edit reminder

Attachments

Attach a file, or paste a copied file or image into this edit screen.

Attachment

If this file cannot be previewed here, . On iPhone, this opens the Share sheet and keeps you in Bertie.

View or edit note

Delete current chat?

This permanently removes only this conversation and its generated speech. Behaviour, Knowledge, reminders, notes and settings stay saved.

Weather region

Choose the UK location Bertie should use for your weather and Daily briefing.

Daily briefing

A clean personal update for .

Separate topics with commas. These are private to your account.

Backup & restore

The full recovery backup includes Bertie’s application and system rebuild information, verifies the archive, and copies it to pCloud. It may take several minutes.

Restoring replaces all current chats, reminders, notes and settings with the selected backup.

Change PIN

Change the PIN for . The other person’s PIN will not be affected.

Administration

Per-user LLM prompts

Tailor Bertie separately for every user. Behaviour is controlled only here; during chat Bertie independently decides whether a useful, durable personal fact or preference is worth adding to Knowledge.

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Hard limit: 100MB per user. At 90MB, Leigh receives a Very Important reminder due in one minute with one-minute advance notification.

Behaviour

Private instructions governing Bertie’s tone, priorities and way of responding to this user.

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Knowledge

Durable facts and preferences. Each entry remains visible and editable here; only relevant entries are sent to the LLM.

Attachment storage

Attachments kept with deleted reminders count towards the owner’s storage until the reminder is recovered or permanently removed.

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Computer performance

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Kitchen Rota
Checking service…

Reading the separate rota service status.

Audit Trail

Successful PIN entries, newest first. Times are UK local time. The shared team PIN is recorded as “User”.

Change team PIN

This is the PIN used by the kitchen team to open the public rota.

Reset another user’s PIN

Audit trail

Choose reading voice

Use Bertie’s Google Cloud voice, private local voice, or a voice supplied by this device.

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